Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Villages Defended: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6601
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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