Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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