Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Emeralds Found: 853
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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