Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ores Mined: 6827
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Chimeras Created: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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