Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 4845 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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