Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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