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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5357
Buildings Constructed:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5120
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4840

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7547	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2222
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchantments Applied:	229	Votes:	6659
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Votes:	8215	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mines Excavated:	2230	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Animals Bred:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Farms Harvested:	715
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	53