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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6574 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)