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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4279 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 604142 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Emeralds Found: | 9076 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 475 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)