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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5449 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1096 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)