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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8181 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 3632 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 4290 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)