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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7083 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 |
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JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)