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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1001 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
