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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7908 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
