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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 309 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2063 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
