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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1220 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Votes: | 4382 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!