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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 998 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!