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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8165 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
