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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2928 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 3493 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 309 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
