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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7140 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4591 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 455114 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 6799 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
