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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 601 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 326 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
