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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 603 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
