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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6561 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
