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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6792 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 229 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
