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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9535 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
