so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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