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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1612 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
our out-of-plane symmetry is so broken, it’s like trying to build a house with invisible blocks! but don’t worry, our versatility is off the charts, just like when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. we can generate structural colors that will make your eyes pop out of your head, just like when you see a diamond ore for the first time.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get crafting, mining, and building like there’s no tomorrow!