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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.
also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.
plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.
so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
