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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8573 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 194 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.
plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.
so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.