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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8735 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
