| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4438 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9415 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 849 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 5408 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the pressure of family expectations and create your own rules. Build a virtual Yosemite with your GF without any ultimatums or guilt trips from mom. And hey, if your dad wants to come meet her in the game, we’ve got plenty of virtual space for a family reunion like no other!
Don’t let cultural clashes hold you back from living your best virtual life. Join our server today and show your parents that love knows no boundaries, even in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6648 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 808 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4643 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!
And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2308 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7891 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1989 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3892 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8532 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8875 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 4597 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6339 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1959 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 373 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 441489 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1316 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2612 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 882768 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.
Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7564 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 957 |
| Crops Grown: | 3356 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!
Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Votes: | 5345 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Server Rules |
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| Age Requirement: 25+ |
| No Ranks or Moderator positions |
| No area claim plugins |
| Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update |
| World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn |
| Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Render view distance set at 32 chunks |
| Playing on Hard difficulty |
A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.
A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.
A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.
A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.
A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.
