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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6827 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
