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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
