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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5439 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?