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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5695 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9926 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?