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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5208 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
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Don’t let menopause bring you down, join our server and defy the laws of aging. Who needs hormone replacement therapy when you got Minecraft, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s get swole together!