Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 54805 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Buildings Constructed: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers