Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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