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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
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