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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1721 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 311601 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
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