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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Votes: | 4762 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
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