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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1001 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4813 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
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