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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9961 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
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