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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 711
Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Star Shards Collected: 226

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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