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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6340 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Void Armor Forged: 24 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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