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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ores Mined: 9598 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Potions Brewed: 200
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Zombie Dances: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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