MemeCraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	749
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3248	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	997251

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4286	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2149	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.