MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchantments Applied:	221	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	8176
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7570
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mines Excavated:	4357	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	864986
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5617	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Animals Bred:	98
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!