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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1053 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
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