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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2061 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?
4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!